Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: Lazarus
Population | 4.736 billion |
Capital | Grissom Colony |
Leader | Lorien |
Faith | Minbari |
Currency | Brains |
Animal | elephant |
The Red Holy of TRM0 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lorien with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.736 billion Vorlons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grissom Colony. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.5%.
The all-consuming TRM0ian economy, worth 433 trillion Brains a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 91,439 Brains, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the nation is now proudly cholera-free, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and Lorien has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TRM0's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Minbari.
TRM0 is ranked 159,705th in the world and 3,356th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 127.25257828052 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in TRM0, Lorien has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
- : Following new legislation in TRM0, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
- : Following new legislation in TRM0, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
- : Following new legislation in TRM0, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in TRM0, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down.
- : Following new legislation in TRM0, taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty.
- : Following new legislation in TRM0, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in TRM0, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in TRM0, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in TRM0, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.