The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.715 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 254,496 TPNG tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, the government has become increasingly militant, and parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 784^th in the world and 46^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 178.2 law-abiding acts per hour.