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The Fellowship of Trollz

“FoR ThE LoLZZZZ!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Empire of Tamriel

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Trollz

Population1.298 billion

CapitalTrollololopolis
LeaderTrollz
FaithChristianity

CurrencyGold
AnimalNPC

The Fellowship of Trollz is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Trollz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.298 billion Trollzians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollololopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Trollzian economy, worth 200 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 154,307 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 443,689 per year while the poor average 42,649, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity, and copyright laws have been abolished. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trollz's national animal is the NPC, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Trollz is ranked 117,877th in the world and 13th in The Empire of Tamriel for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 42.56 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Top
1%
Most Armed: 1,056thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,574thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,290thHighest Crime Rates: 3,312thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,405thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,586thMost Devout: 3,849thNudest: 4,735thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,983rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,538thMost Avoided: 7,050thLargest Retail Industry: 7,227thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,323rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,994thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 11,177thHighest Average Incomes: 11,633rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,800thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,246thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,642ndLargest Insurance Industry: 15,101st
Top
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Trollz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.
  • : Trollz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.

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