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The Fellowship of Trollz

“FoR ThE LoLZZZZ!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Empire of Tamriel

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Trollz

Population3.401 billion

CapitalTrollololopolis
LeaderTrollz
FaithChristianity

CurrencyGold
AnimalNPC

The Fellowship of Trollz is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Trollz with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.401 billion Trollzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollololopolis. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trollzian economy, worth 912 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 268,228 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and military barracks resemble five-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Trollz's national animal is the NPC, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Trollz is ranked 219,448th in the world and 26th in The Empire of Tamriel for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -13.04 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 460thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 587thMost Valuable International Artwork: 854thMost Armed: 1,347thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,492ndMost Devout: 1,798thTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 2,375thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,620thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,782ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,784thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,938thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,593rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,243rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,053rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,521stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,741stNudest: 7,119thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,326thMost Efficient Economies: 9,439thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,019thMost Cultured: 10,137thLargest Retail Industry: 10,150thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 12,367thMost Developed: 13,440thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,719thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,104thSmartest Citizens: 18,334thHighest Economic Output: 18,790thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,915thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,328thMost Authoritarian: 21,176thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,936thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,223rd
Top
5%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • : Trollz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.

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