The Empire of Troon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 46.96 billion Troonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Healthcare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Troonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,777 trillion groats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 165,614 groats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly atheist, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troon's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Troon is ranked 175,509^th in the world and 10,535^th in Osiris for Most Conservative, scoring 52.82 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.