The Republic of Trosyia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, parental licensing program, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.029 billion Trosyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trostenberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Trosyian economy, worth 307 trillion Valeks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 151,570 Valeks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 947,670 per year while the poor average 10,305, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

Nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trosyia's national animal is the Trosyian Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Trosyia is ranked 290,838^th in the world and 3^rd in JJ McCullough Fan Club for Most Primitive, scoring -235.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.