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The Empire of Trump Almighty

“Make America Great Again” Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Trump Empire

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Trump Almighty

Population3.997 billion

CapitalTrump DC
LeaderSupreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump
FaithThe Trump Cult

CurrencyWall
AnimalSquid

The Empire of Trump Almighty is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.997 billion Trump Worshippers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty economy, worth 487 trillion Walls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 122,034 Walls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 620,056 per year while the poor average 13,289, a ratio of 46.7 to 1.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Trump Almighty's national animal is the Squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Trump Cult.

Trump Almighty is ranked 99,354th in the world and 4th in Trump Empire for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 72.21 Workforce Participation Rate.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,054thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,573rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,597thHighest Crime Rates: 1,704thMost Avoided: 2,556thTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 3,336thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,886thRudest Citizens: 5,661stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,881stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,120thFattest Citizens: 6,135thMost Armed: 8,102ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,471stMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,042ndLargest Mining Sector: 14,702ndTop
10%
Most Devout: 17,785thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,981stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,350thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,715th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trump Almighty, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in Trump Almighty, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Trump Almighty, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Trump Almighty, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Trump Almighty, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Trump Almighty changed its national demonym adjective to "Almighty".
  • : Trump Almighty's influence in Trump Empire rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Trump Almighty's influence in Trump Empire rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Trump Almighty's influence in Trump Empire rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Trump Almighty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.

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