The Official Ministry Nation of TSP Foreign Office is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.061 billion South Pacificans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong TSP Foreign Officean economy, worth 484 trillion golden llamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 60,046 golden llamas, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. TSP Foreign Office's national animal is the Llama, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

TSP Foreign Office is ranked 171,962^nd in the world and 6,427^th in the South Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -1.61 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.