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The Empire of Tsvetania

“Peace Through Power” Tsvetan the Great

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the South Pacific



Population3.014 billion

LeaderTsvetan the Great


The Empire of Tsvetania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tsvetan the Great with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.014 billion Tsvetanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsvetanian economy, worth 640 trillion adens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 212,506 adens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsvetania's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

Tsvetania is ranked 20,542nd in the world and 746th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 77.38 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 195thMost Influential: 436thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 952ndMost Developed: 1,243rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,285thSafest: 1,450thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,638thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,708thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,712thMost Inclusive: 1,750thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,804thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,923rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,942ndNicest Citizens: 2,033rdBest Weather: 2,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,192ndLargest Governments: 2,271stSmartest Citizens: 2,363rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,366thMost Pacifist: 2,524thHealthiest Citizens: 2,588thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,697thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,048thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,125thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,535thLowest Crime Rates: 3,726thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,904thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,918thMost Cultured: 4,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,197thHighest Average Incomes: 4,832ndMost Secular: 6,274thLargest Retail Industry: 6,398thHighest Drug Use: 6,865thTop
Rudest Citizens: 8,432ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,581stMost Efficient Economies: 9,755thMost Politically Free: 10,842ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,921stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,024th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionSafest: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 56th in the regionMost Inclusive: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 64th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 65th in the regionNicest Citizens: 66th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 71st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 78th in the regionMost Pacifist: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 93rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 99th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 100th in the regionMost Cultured: 113th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 116th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 130th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 159th in the regionMost Politically Free: 192nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 208th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 212th in the regionMost Secular: 235th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 263rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 340th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 362nd in the regionMost Stationary: 539th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Tsvetania endorsed The People's Republic of Malonereich.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Tsvetania endorsed The Home of Alf Landon.
  • : Tsvetania was endorsed by The People's Republic of Malonereich.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, a government program is underway to revitalize Tsvetania's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 326 » Pencil Sharpeners 2, Erinor, Farengeto, The Solar System Scope, Theorin, The United Expanse, Havenfell, Kiasu-ism, Tsunamy, Luddinlande, Si-topia, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Kringalia, Nova Montron, Japanese Federal Republic, Pamela And Hepatitis, Curlyhoward, Trelatche, Concrete Slab, Trinennie, Nothanksbutseriously, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Darakin, Lambdaland, Techganet, Ancient Slobovia, Hanguk-Nippon, Cypheri, Crabius, FreeFishers, WTP All the good names are taken, Seliyan progressive Islands, Centristvill, Sanden, Drystar, Pax Dracon, Oxsania, Seldon and the Psychohistorians, Qaweritoyu, Blahblah2017, Sagada, Three Rivia Levr, Lioniel, Lotadia, GI-Land, Bod Wareenaland, Kholdan, Rebel-topia, Lumpov Hasch, and 276 others.Wese Zippopiteradgil, Escevola, Unielvan Millorvium, Brendleton, Barabarom, Angevin Britannia, Noire Denholm, Nowa Europa, Sedunn, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Janapuri, Yellunstryer, Ufask, The Two Jerseys, Sonnydesh, Sandaoguo, City States Nation, Vincent Field, KIROVET, Soem, Moreana, Madhonia, Center Lisle, PEPEP, Lightmare, Utondara, Farelonia, Quiescent, Bergenu, Liberunitaria, Poopisiya, Bandorion, Ridehale, Lost And Found, Aywhyou, Holy Chimerland, Freedwanda, Commonwealth Of Astoria, The naked people, Wyatonians, Linguiniland, Gabalux, St Oaks, Vos Dothrak, Walloonia, Antarctic Empires, North Kanuckistan, Enplatia, Dylar, Nankyoku Tairiku, North Anatnom, La Ascension, RestartAll, Volaworand, Uncastania, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Southern Numenor, Paranoia, Gymnostan, PASTIR, Rhetiaa, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Avalonica, Runsiya, Silberne Wache, Spazzhole, Saciu, Drugged Monkeys, Jarilon, Bentwaters, New Briantown, Jaxon, Reptilians from the Alternate Earth, Eastern Nyan, Great Andora, Democratic Parndia, Memeland12, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Avonhead, Abarri, Linden Oak, Aguatania, The National Corporation, Mona Landia, Camante, Towi Lamia, Corgitopiaa, Crokin, Spearos, Mirutania, Bizarrotan, Lulliland, Yeldarbsland, USNE2018, Isokenzar, Agalaesia, Phanama, Staubsaugen, Santa Ofelia, Aneas, East India Kompany, Namat Sta, NeoConcordia, Awjan, Cuuldere, Prefesia, East Asylla Pan, Republitank, Xandev, Kandorith, Rabbitz, Whimichy, Dalklo Bayer, Direwolf1, Ostanasia, Ariankido, Myr Nyr, Rascium, The Filippinas, Floofoland, Wehraboos, Laluna Isle, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Stoniamera, Lichenitza, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Maeiland, Birdkeeper, Amerion, Blaash, Crystal Creation, State of Iowa, Land Without Shrimp, Unidum, A leftover country, Lan Inton, Jahass, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, The West Valley Mountains, Academy of Umbrellas, New Prenalia, Salguod, Illinoisan, Lincoln Village, North Catimestistrianes, Republic Clovakh, The Bay, Akindom, Corolines, Dasko, German Hapsburg, Pays de Loire, United Territories of West Afbeckistan, Caer Krasinet, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Sesteran, Changolandia, Churumduul, Nordafrik Conclaves, New Juan Carlos Land, Bear Connors Paradiso, Los Lonley Boys, Milvands, British Nations, Upper Tyrconnel, Aveerya, Rad Asia, Novagentum, Nixtodea, Hjortheim, The Randominion, Daehan aegugjuui hwangjegug lyeonbang, Kastaneci, Wild Space, PenguinPies, Great Africans, Ana Asdiarcia, Westlantis, Amutien, Ratoninburg, Negoshi, Malkotistan, Ita Puba, Higash, Aurcania, Lakalvesoman, World United, North Prarie, Westoc Kinness, The Dystopian Federacy, Srevana, Ttyxious, Sayet, Nyfinest128, Laropsa, Bomamani, Jennaterra, Oreo States, Ave Gloriana, Substitute name, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Great Allabre, Imperial Duck, Nmaeda, Ketathinamiri Islands, South Central Siberia, Grianal, West Cloverland, Kachev, Famarionly, Coldwater, Mechanocs, Straumnesfjall, New Kronos, Jornlandia, Sal Anderro, Tamil Bhoomi, Hanyen, Official State of Landland, Pelland, Sodor and Mann, Soviet States of Latin America, Florenczia, Omiri, Skeldonya, Mapico, Gentea, Fasire, Marinho Islands, Empa Aserium, Proctethia, Gecetesse, The Broken Gate, Kindfled, Pacific Ukraine, The free states of Ferala, Kopashu, Phoenicia Kingdom, Noveos, The Tecorogan Federation, Babalina, Lesinteil, Marmarassi, Dereistic, Mustedorriti, The Sees, The Drakan Republic, Benstralis, Kovish, Newer Blustshinia, The Rivieras, Bumblegaria, Shkod, Gryphons, Laggarashianammer, Romanus Terrae, Arychurt, Dorev, Eigenina, Galathion, Fredriecan, Astraee, Des Nak Neers, Contemplative Triangles, Samogitija, Hika Monith, Potion Seller, Annie60, Nargania, Mount Kadar, Realms of Madness, Briteannia, and Malonereich.

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