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The Kaiserreich of Tuirsland

“Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Gypsy Lands

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Tuirsland

Population11.07 billion

CapitalVolksstahlhügel
LeaderKaiser Friedrich Wilhelm I

CurrencyReichsmark
AnimalBämburg Bear

The Kaiserreich of Tuirsland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Friedrich Wilhelm I with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.07 billion Tuirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volksstahlhügel. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tuirslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,548 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 320,521 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, future leaders of Tuirsland regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuirsland's national animal is the Bämburg Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tuirsland is ranked 82,819th in the world and 20th in Gypsy Lands for Most Stationary, with 579.50349717308 days.

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1%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,401stHighest Average Incomes: 2,333rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,410thLargest Black Market: 2,507thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,977thTop
5%
Longest Average Lifespans: 3,045thHealthiest Citizens: 3,378thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,459thMost Secular: 3,916thSmartest Citizens: 4,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,069thMost Developed: 4,074thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,291stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,337thLowest Crime Rates: 4,441stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,132ndHighest Economic Output: 5,716thRudest Citizens: 5,833rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,255thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,453rdMost Patriotic: 6,674thLargest Governments: 6,984thLargest Retail Industry: 7,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,704thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,944thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,084thMost Cultured: 10,803rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,073rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,936thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,563rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,723rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,884thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,415thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,707thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,822ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,872ndTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 15,343rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,335thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,603rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,530thHighest Food Quality: 23,670th
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5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tuirsland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Tuirsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Tuirsland lodged a message on the Gypsy Lands Regional Message Board.
  • : Tuirsland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Tuirsland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Tuirsland lodged a message on the Gypsy Lands Regional Message Board.
  • : Tuirsland lodged a message on the Gypsy Lands Regional Message Board.
  • : Tuirsland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Tuirsland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Tuirsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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