The Holy Tsardom of Tuldar is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tsarina Serap Volkova with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.631 billion Tuldarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkograd. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The strong Tuldarian economy, worth 105 trillion Volkrubs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,429 Volkrubs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tsarina Serap Volkova can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the overhead luggage compartment is often full, and the clergy of Eastern Orthodox remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuldar's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Tuldar is ranked 289,670^th in the world and 9^th in The Pacific Coast for Most Secular, with 8.83 Atheism Rate.