The Strangely socialist monarchy of Turinese Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rex Luca I with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate population of 9.285 billion Torinesis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torino. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turinese Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion Boja Fausses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,775 Boja Fausses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and the Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turinese Empire's national animal is the Red Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Turinese Empire is ranked 36,042^nd in the world and 35^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Average Incomes, with 127,775.3 Standard Monetary Units.