The Republic of Turkenia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ergean Osman with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 8.118 billion Turkenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turkenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion Turkenian lire a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,094 Turkenian lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

New regulations have put a halt to monkey business, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years, and all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion. Crime is totally unknown. Turkenia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Turkenia is ranked 176,391^st in the world and 928^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,062.82 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.