Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The Communist Bloc
Population | 3.9 billion |
Capital | Carrington Green |
Leader | Socko |
Currency | dollira |
Animal | creekturkey |
The Socialist HOA of Turkey Creek is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Socko with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.9 billion Turkey Creekers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carrington Green. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Turkey Creeker economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion dolliras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,553 dolliras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime is totally unknown. Turkey Creek's national animal is the creekturkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Turkey Creek is ranked 115,189th in the world and 336th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 332.1477388142 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Turkey Creek was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
- : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming.
- : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, the comic book series 'Socko and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
- : Turkey Creek voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Turkey Creek voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 77 » Canadian Democratic Union, Doultrenia, Verdant Groves, Zitherstadt, Minahasa, Phallas, Pajonia, Solova, International Socialist Union, GirlsAndGays, Kahrianland, Holy Palestine, Blessed Anarchic Commune of Michigania, Borealian Communes, Vietlao, Sheathimony, Melanesia and Micronesia, North Fluedan, Barbroussia, Carrico, Dacaro, Likhinia, Grebanistan, Saint Shepard, East Radivia, Khanatah, Krakovskia, Tewi, Sinedominis, New Soviet States of America, Illeron, Khrushchyovkastan, Drul Bria, Teton Sebo, Soviet Felines, VR Leona, Karelianastan, Celedaria, Comuny, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Verenzia, Kethania, Arsa, Revolutionary Hesse, The Workers and Peasants Union of China, Of South Indian Company EST, Democratic Republic of Acember, and 27 others.Agania, Saxxony, Mikustania, Brauengen, Thelania, Pridneprovye, Khazhkhovija, Libisia, Valoptia, Milkau, Socialist UwU, Encaoua, Anerchi, Urali, Ianomamis, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Terralyan, Anarchistic cheese, Gwerq, The Peoples United Commun, Flyrinia, Utym, North Goiky, and Averyickan City.