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The Socialist HOA of Turkey Creek

“Neoliberal fascists are destroying the left” Socko

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The Communist Bloc

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Turkey Creek

Population3.9 billion

CapitalCarrington Green
LeaderSocko

Currencydollira
Animalcreekturkey

The Socialist HOA of Turkey Creek is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Socko with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.9 billion Turkey Creekers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carrington Green. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Turkey Creeker economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion dolliras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,553 dolliras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime is totally unknown. Turkey Creek's national animal is the creekturkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Turkey Creek is ranked 115,189th in the world and 336th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 332.1477388142 days.

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1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 863rdMost Secular: 994thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,806thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,034thMost Influential: 2,342ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,472ndTop
5%
Most Inclusive: 3,187thMost Efficient Economies: 3,295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,393rdHighest Food Quality: 3,480thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,526thMost Developed: 4,077thSmartest Citizens: 4,474thLargest Governments: 4,488thHighest Average Incomes: 4,767thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,879thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,985thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,174thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,402ndMost Cultured: 5,515thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,168thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,262ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,541stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,646thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,660thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,941stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,070thHealthiest Citizens: 7,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,320thRudest Citizens: 7,463rdBest Weather: 8,864thNicest Citizens: 8,881stMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,733rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,550thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,711thLargest Black Market: 14,206thTop
10%
Nudest: 18,447thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,581stLargest Retail Industry: 20,148thMost Income Equality: 21,466thLowest Crime Rates: 23,662ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,688thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,205thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,759th
Top
1%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 64th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 65th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 67th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 82nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Developed: 92nd in the regionNudest: 97th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionMost Inclusive: 110th in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turkey Creek was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, the comic book series 'Socko and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkey Creek, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
  • : Turkey Creek voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Turkey Creek voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".

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