“Couldn't find one” EKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The East Pacific
|Capital||Can't cap the capital|
|Leader||EKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN|
|Animal||OH dayum son|
The Armed Republic of TURKEYISM is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by EKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.865 billion TURKEYISMians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Can't cap the capital. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming TURKEYISMian economy, worth 256 trillion TURKEYISMian Lights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,751 TURKEYISMian Lights, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, the TURKEYISM Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURKEYISM's national animal is the OH dayum son, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is AerodynamicHypersonicKineticEnergyBalls.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Armed Republic of Mossy-Oak.
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Reaving Skallywag of Commodore Badger.
- : TURKEYISM was endorsed by The Reaving Skallywag of Commodore Badger.
- : TURKEYISM voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Legitimate Threat of America Mjolnir.
- : TURKEYISM was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : TURKEYISM was endorsed by The Legitimate Threat of America Mjolnir.
- : TURKEYISM was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Mossy-Oak.
- : TURKEYISM was endorsed by Unaica.
- : TURKEYISM was endorsed by The RP Moderator called Dylan of Staynes.
Endorsements Received: 42 » H-Zhena, A Slanted Black Stripe, Bachtendekuppen, Roissyland, Bullpups, Brotherland, Rhealaliit, Hizuru, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Holy Empire of Moronica, The Angel of Charity, Davelands, Aelitia, Janoobi Jazair, Wiranath, Socialist Holy American Empire, Broengtopia, BearStackof2015, Someseni, VW53Aland, Just Vale 2, Kangarawa, Enlil, United China Nation, Axdel, Marrico, Am Echad, Ravendi, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Funkadelia, Kilkire, The United Neo American Union, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Libertanny, Escade, Stanisiti, Marrabuk, Sericena, Staynes, Mossy-Oak, America Mjolnir, and Commodore Badger.