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The Armed Republic of TURKEYISM

“Couldn't find one” EKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The East Pacific

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TURKEYISM

Population1.865 billion

CapitalCan't cap the capital
LeaderEKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN
FaithAerodynamicHypersonicKineticEnergyBalls

CurrencyTURKEYISMian Light
AnimalOH dayum son

The Armed Republic of TURKEYISM is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by EKREM TAYYİP YILDDOROM ⚡ İMAMDOĞAN with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.865 billion TURKEYISMians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Can't cap the capital. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming TURKEYISMian economy, worth 256 trillion TURKEYISMian Lights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,751 TURKEYISMian Lights, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, the TURKEYISM Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURKEYISM's national animal is the OH dayum son, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is AerodynamicHypersonicKineticEnergyBalls.

TURKEYISM is ranked 65,875th in the world and 2,704th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,301.29 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,239thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,405thMost Influential: 3,774thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,427thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,665thTop
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Largest Black Market: 8,447thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,678thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,351stMost Authoritarian: 9,993rdMost Secular: 10,593rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,367thHighest Average Incomes: 15,183rd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 125th in the regionLargest Black Market: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 138th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 172nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 197th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 204th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 244th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 264th in the regionMost Influential: 304th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 319th in the regionMost Secular: 325th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 358th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 435th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 466th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 479th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 511th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 518th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 548th in the regionLargest Governments: 582nd in the regionMost Cultured: 582nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 629th in the region

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