The Most Serene Republic of Turks of The Eastern Calculus is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by UBOA with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.079 billion Calculusian Turks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madotsuki no Heya - Osma Naga. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Calculus Turkish economy, worth 155 trillion Uboas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,723 Uboas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visions of giant pink Turritopsis Dohrnii Medusas are a common side effect after Calculusian Turks eat their meals, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turks of The Eastern Calculus's national animal is the Turritopsis Dohrnii Medusa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atua.

Turks of The Eastern Calculus is ranked 118,349^th in the world and 4,260^th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,493.46 Standard Monetary Units.