The Most Serene Republic of Turks of The Eastern Calculus is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 848 million Calculusian Turks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madotsuki no Heya. The average income tax rate is 33.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Calculus Turkish economy, worth 64.7 trillion Uboas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,353 Uboas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Turks of The Eastern Calculus is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turks of The Eastern Calculus's national animal is the Turritopsis Dohrnii Medusa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turks of The Eastern Calculus is ranked 51,578^th in the world and 2,093^rd in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.