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The Confederacy of Turtle Eating Gourmands

“Pass the salt please”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: 10000 Islands

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Turtle Eating Gourmands

Population17.274 billion

CapitalTurtle Eating Gourmands City

CurrencyTurtle Eggs
AnimalSoft Shelled Delicacy

The Confederacy of Turtle Eating Gourmands is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 17.274 billion Turtle Eating Gourmandsians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtle Eating Gourmands City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The powerhouse Turtle Eating Gourmandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,150 trillion Turtle Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 66,610 Turtle Eggs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 221,044 per year while the poor average 14,979, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtle Eating Gourmands's national animal is the Soft Shelled Delicacy, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Turtle Eating Gourmands is ranked 109,235th in the world and 338th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 366.07415460128 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,894thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,886thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,277thLargest Retail Industry: 19,515thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,789thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,898thLargest Populations: 21,194thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,265thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,510thHighest Economic Output: 25,005thSafest: 27,371st
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 58th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 75th in the region

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