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The Matriarchy of Turtlesturtlesturtles

“We're e-turtle-y grateful for these little guys. :)”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Forest

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Turtlesturtlesturtles

Population19.019 billion

CapitalTurtletopia
LeaderOh Great Turtle Queen

Currencytiny baby tortoise
Animalturtle

The Matriarchy of Turtlesturtlesturtles is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Oh Great Turtle Queen with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.019 billion Turtles enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtletopia. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turtlekin economy, worth a remarkable 3,640 trillion tiny baby tortoises a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,412 tiny baby tortoises, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and future leaders of Turtlesturtlesturtles regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtlesturtlesturtles's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Turtlesturtlesturtles is ranked 6,783rd in the world and 11th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 2,837.37604518928 days.

Top
1%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,572ndTop
5%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,408thHighest Food Quality: 3,802ndMost Inclusive: 4,077thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,154thMost Cultured: 4,221stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,724thSafest: 5,175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,321stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,339thHighest Economic Output: 5,499thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,563rdBest Weather: 5,768thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,982ndMost Pacifist: 6,406thMost Developed: 6,480thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,741stMost Stationary: 6,783rdSmartest Citizens: 6,821stLowest Crime Rates: 8,319thLargest Governments: 8,470thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,844thHealthiest Citizens: 9,179thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,007thHighest Average Incomes: 11,543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,217thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,000thNicest Citizens: 13,632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,085thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,746thTop
10%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 16,912thMost Secular: 17,251stHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,060thLargest Populations: 18,074thMost Influential: 19,879thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,325thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,888thMost Efficient Economies: 21,399thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,079thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,542ndMost Subsidized Industry: 27,907thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,505th
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Most Stationary: 11th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, future leaders of Turtlesturtlesturtles regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Turtlesturtlesturtles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Turtles like vultures.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.

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