Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Forest
Population | 19.019 billion |
Capital | Turtletopia |
Leader | Oh Great Turtle Queen |
Currency | tiny baby tortoise |
Animal | turtle |
The Matriarchy of Turtlesturtlesturtles is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Oh Great Turtle Queen with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.019 billion Turtles enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtletopia. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Turtlekin economy, worth a remarkable 3,640 trillion tiny baby tortoises a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,412 tiny baby tortoises, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and future leaders of Turtlesturtlesturtles regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtlesturtlesturtles's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Turtlesturtlesturtles is ranked 6,783rd in the world and 11th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 2,837.37604518928 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, future leaders of Turtlesturtlesturtles regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
- : Turtlesturtlesturtles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
- : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
- : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
- : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains.
- : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Turtles like vultures.
- : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in Turtlesturtlesturtles, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.