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The Kingdom of Tweekia

“We are nicer than we used to be”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Osiris

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Tweekia

Population47.086 billion

LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

Currencytweekish pound
Animalcrack baby

The Kingdom of Tweekia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 47.086 billion Tweekians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tweekian economy, worth an astonishing 11,320 trillion tweekish pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 240,413 tweekish pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime is a problem. Tweekia's national animal is the crack baby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Tweekia is ranked 345,763rd in the world and 16,501st in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -24.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 50thLargest Agricultural Sector: 82ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 160thLargest Black Market: 174thLargest Populations: 285thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 319thMost Beautiful Environments: 391stMost Devout: 632ndMost Cultured: 658thHighest Economic Output: 687thMost Advanced Public Education: 886thNudest: 997thMost Developed: 1,226thHighest Food Quality: 1,285thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,402ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,820thMost Efficient Economies: 2,121stBest Weather: 2,299thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,567thSmartest Citizens: 2,748thRudest Citizens: 2,858thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,130thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,692ndSafest: 3,954thMost Stationary: 5,136thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,735thHighest Average Incomes: 6,268thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,060thLargest Governments: 15,368thMost Influential: 16,981stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,987thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,089thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,783rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionNudest: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 72nd in the regionMost Stationary: 75th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 77th in the regionBest Weather: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 108th in the regionRudest Citizens: 126th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 174th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 183rd in the regionSafest: 221st in the regionMost Influential: 265th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 315th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 488th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 566th in the regionLargest Governments: 799th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,089th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1,162nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,403rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tweekia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Tweekia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Insecta, killing 4 million zombies.
  • : Tweekia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Republic of Deccans, infecting 31 million survivors.
  • : Tweekia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Deccans, killing 2 million zombies.
  • : Tweekia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Tweekia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Tweekia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Aquatic Librarian Knights of Tethys 13, infecting 3,630 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Tweekia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Aquatic Librarian Knights of Tethys 13, infecting 5,242 million survivors.
  • : Tweekia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Tweekia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.

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