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The White List Promulgationist of Twins of Hearts

“Nulla poena sine lege”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Sanctum

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Twins of Hearts

Population13.538 billion

CapitalWhite List City State
LeaderMaurice Conchise
FaithCatholicism

CurrencySilver Dollar
AnimalFisher Cat

The White List Promulgationist of Twins of Hearts is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maurice Conchise with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.538 billion Drunkards are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White List City State. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Twins of Heartsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,243 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 165,742 Silver Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,189,717 per year while the poor average 7,476, a ratio of 159 to 1.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, the consumption of vegetables is illegal, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twins of Hearts's national animal is the Fisher Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Twins of Hearts is ranked 78,854th in the world and 2nd in Sanctum for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 701.08 Tourists Per Hour.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,196thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,309thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,417thLargest Black Market: 1,816thMost Devout: 1,828thTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,664thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,474thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,867thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,990thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,249thRudest Citizens: 5,385thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,887thMost Armed: 6,515thHighest Economic Output: 6,519thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,598thNudest: 6,722ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,543rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,125thLargest Governments: 9,070thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,149thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,218thLowest Crime Rates: 9,258thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,749thHighest Average Incomes: 10,452ndTop
10%
Most Primitive: 12,275thMost Cultured: 12,719thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,944thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,942ndLargest Populations: 17,212thFattest Citizens: 19,555thLargest Retail Industry: 20,156th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Twins of Hearts was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Twins of Hearts, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Twins of Hearts, the consumption of vegetables is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Twins of Hearts, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Twins of Hearts, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Following new legislation in Twins of Hearts, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in White List City State.
  • : Following new legislation in Twins of Hearts, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Twins of Hearts, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • : Following new legislation in Twins of Hearts, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Twins of Hearts, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Twins of Hearts Blood Tithe.

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