The Monopoly Tycoons of Twobagger is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King James with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 20.631 billion Twobaggerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twobagger City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Twobaggerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,638 trillion pansies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 127,906 pansies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

According to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twobagger's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Twobagger is ranked 8,153^rd in the world and 20^th in The Black Hawks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.14 law-abiding acts per hour.