The Republic of TWSITD is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 704 million TWSITDians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The TWSITDian economy, worth 38.1 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,182 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, workers' complaints never reach central planning, and many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TWSITD's national animal is the Unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

TWSITD is ranked 50,755^th in the world and 244^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,078.69 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.