The O Parlamento Funcionalista of Tyllep is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Parlamento de Tyllep with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.223 billion Lyaneses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyllepyas. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.

The powerhouse Lyaneso economy, worth 374 trillion Tylleuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 116,249 Tylleuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Tyllepyas, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, there's a hole in the heart of every Lyaneso city, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyllep's national animal is the Lobo-Da-Lua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is O culto da Lua.

Tyllep is ranked 17,886^th in the world and 95^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.5 law-abiding acts per hour.