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The Holy Empire of Typhootania

“Ich kann allem widerstehen, nur nicht der Versuchung!”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence: Power

Location: Deutschland



Population28.523 billion

CapitalSankt Caymaningen-Schlonzelsdorf
Leaderthe holy Emperor

Animaltyphootanian cayman

The Holy Empire of Typhootania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the holy Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.523 billion Typhootanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Caymaningen-Schlonzelsdorf. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Typhootanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,597 trillion Schlonzes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,067 Schlonzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, punitive tariffs protect local industry, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is well under control. Typhootania's national animal is the typhootanian cayman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Typhootania is ranked 19,040th in the world and 2nd in Deutschland for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 77.9 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Publishing Industry: 322ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 945thMost Cultured: 1,388thHealthiest Citizens: 1,400thMost Secular: 1,537thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,634thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,816thLargest Populations: 2,078thMost Developed: 2,837thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,433rdSmartest Citizens: 3,534thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,739thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,748thMost Influential: 3,958thMost Primitive: 4,199thHighest Economic Output: 4,273rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,482ndLargest Black Market: 5,232ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,566thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,832ndTop
Most Pacifist: 9,190thMost Stationary: 11,823rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,304thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,807thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,261stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,562nd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the region

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