The Eternal Forest of Typica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eucleides with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.186 billion Typicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ecotopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Typican economy, worth a remarkable 4,604 trillion Standard Labors a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 324,569 Standard Labors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang. Crime is totally unknown. Typica's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is transcendentalism.

Typica is ranked 1,563^rd in the world and 2^nd in Refugia for Most Patriotic, with 114.87 flags saluted per person per day.