The Just of Tzo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Citizen with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, lack of airports, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.968 billion Tzoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenity. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but underdeveloped Tzoan economy, worth an astonishing 10,760 trillion Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 283,414 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tzo's national animal is the Albatros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tzo is ranked 272,975^th in the world and 1,684^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 0.29 flags saluted per person per day.