The Republic of Uaeio is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dr Smith with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.788 billion Uaeioans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Colorado City. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Uaeioan economy, worth 204 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,001 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Uaeio recently decided against having a capital city, Dr Smith has just been declared ruler of Uaeio in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uaeio's national animal is the falcon and its national religion is Esoteric Secularism.

Uaeio is ranked 294,984^th in the world and 6^th in Uoiea for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 365.8 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.