The Democratic States of Uaieo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Lone Ranger with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.854 billion Uaieoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Horse. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong Uaieoan economy, worth 681 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,998 baht, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,387 per year while the poor average 4,271, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Uaieo's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sikhism.

Uaieo is ranked 332,603^rd in the world and 6^th in Uoiea for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 114 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.