The Protectorate of Ubaline is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Governor General Cedarioe with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.155 billion Ubalinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Cedar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.1%.

The powerhouse Ubalinean economy, worth 102 trillion Ebris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 88,580 Ebris, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 484,947 per year while the poor average 8,255, a ratio of 58.7 to 1.

There's no representation without taxation, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubaline's national animal is the Nyan Cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ubaline is ranked 284,127^th in the world and 5^th in The Empire of Oreo Lovers for Most Extreme, scoring 4.67 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.