The Central Administration of UCP-Headquarters is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Consul with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.21 billion UCP-Headquarters have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Histarctica Homeworld. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.

The UCP-Headquarters economy, worth 68.8 trillion UCP Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,881 UCP Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", the tenet of free speech is held dear, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UCP-Headquarters's national animal is the none, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is none.

UCP-Headquarters is ranked 147,922^nd in the world and 12^th in United Confederation of Planets for Largest Governments, scoring 13.23 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.