The Kingdom of Udema is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Tove with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.098 billion Udemaners enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Udemaner economy, worth a remarkable 3,036 trillion aurtuas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 104,337 aurtuas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and Queen Tove has more friends than ever before. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Udema's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Udema.

Udema is ranked 1,696^th in the world and 5^th in Prettydragoon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.84 law-abiding acts per hour.