The Tojo Clan Subsidiary of Uematsu Family is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 525 million yakuza are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The very strong yakuza economy, worth 43.0 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 81,882 yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and twelfth-generation yakuza are deported for not knowing Leader's childhood nickname. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uematsu Family's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Uematsu Family is ranked 109,069^th in the world and 10^th in Tojo Clan for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,287.8 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.