The United Socialist States of UFSSDR is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 461 million Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 27.4%.

The strong UFSSDRian economy, worth 28.4 trillion Slavic Mark ₵s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,567 Slavic Mark ₵s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and the bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UFSSDR's national animal is the Eurasian Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UFSSDR is ranked 27,803^rd in the world and 424^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 38.19 Atheism Rate.