Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Balder
Population | 25.415 billion |
Capital | Kampala |
Leader | President For Life Charles Debou |
Faith | Ugandite State Sponsored Belief |
Currency | Ugandan Shilling |
Animal | Grey-Crowned Crane |
The Socialist Ujamaa of Ugandavitz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President For Life Charles Debou with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.415 billion Ugandites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kampala. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Ugandan economy, worth a remarkable 6,218 trillion Ugandan Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 244,688 Ugandan Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Grey-Crowned Cranes that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, slackers at work are told to "crack on with it", and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ugandavitz's national animal is the Grey-Crowned Crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ugandite State Sponsored Belief.
Ugandavitz is ranked 59,336th in the world and 564th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 770.52281936508 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ugandavitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Ugandavitz, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
- : Following new legislation in Ugandavitz, slackers at work are told to "crack on with it".
- : Ugandavitz was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Ugandavitz, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Fooooooooo, A Leaf on the Wind, Dragonian Kazaman, and North East Somerset.