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The Socialist Ujamaa of Ugandavitz

“Long Live The People's Revolution!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Balder

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Ugandavitz

Population25.415 billion

CapitalKampala
LeaderPresident For Life Charles Debou
FaithUgandite State Sponsored Belief

CurrencyUgandan Shilling
AnimalGrey-Crowned Crane

The Socialist Ujamaa of Ugandavitz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President For Life Charles Debou with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.415 billion Ugandites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kampala. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ugandan economy, worth a remarkable 6,218 trillion Ugandan Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 244,688 Ugandan Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grey-Crowned Cranes that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, slackers at work are told to "crack on with it", and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ugandavitz's national animal is the Grey-Crowned Crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ugandite State Sponsored Belief.

Ugandavitz is ranked 59,336th in the world and 564th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 770.52281936508 days.

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1%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 254thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 394thLargest Black Market: 404thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 881stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,467thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,935thLowest Crime Rates: 2,152ndHighest Economic Output: 2,254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,280thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,616thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,621stHealthiest Citizens: 2,635thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,929thTop
5%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,655thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,789thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,422ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,541stBest Weather: 4,833rdLargest Governments: 5,017thHighest Average Incomes: 5,706thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,961stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,077thLargest Populations: 7,539thMost Cultured: 8,476thMost Patriotic: 8,949thHighest Food Quality: 10,265thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,392ndMost Influential: 12,795thSmartest Citizens: 13,712thTop
10%
Most Secular: 21,428thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,922ndMost Developed: 25,896thLargest Publishing Industry: 27,015th
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1%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 91st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionTop
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Influential: 124th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 138th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 146th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 163rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 173rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 207th in the regionLargest Governments: 227th in the regionBest Weather: 230th in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 264th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 282nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 314th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 381st in the regionMost Cultured: 436th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Food Quality: 527th in the regionMost Stationary: 564th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 737th in the regionMost Patriotic: 780th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ugandavitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
  • : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Ugandavitz, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Ugandavitz, slackers at work are told to "crack on with it".
  • : Ugandavitz was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Ugandavitz, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
  • : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.

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