The Republic of Ugunnustan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Ayan Baurzhanov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.294 billion Ugunnustanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sükoyyü. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ugunnu economy, worth 860 trillion ugunni dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,772 ugunni dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Ugunnustan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime is totally unknown. Ugunnustan's national animal is the The Central asian Leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam and christianity.

Ugunnustan is ranked 145,962^nd in the world and 20^th in Novapax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.36 law-abiding acts per hour.