The Republic of Ugunnustan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President richecu alister with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.429 billion Ugunnustanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of quimhoek. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ugunn economy, worth 307 trillion ugunni dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 126,413 ugunni dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape. Crime is totally unknown. Ugunnustan's national animal is the Pink footed goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is christianity.

Ugunnustan is ranked 26,190^th in the world and 1,354^th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,829.08 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.