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The Imperium of UIP

“No one shall be beyond my wrath” The God Emperor of Mankind

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The Imperium of Man

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UIP

Population19.369 billion

CapitalHoly Terra
LeaderThe God Emperor of Mankind
FaithImperial Cult

CurrencyThrone Gelt
AnimalAquila

The Imperium of UIP is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The God Emperor of Mankind with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.369 billion Imperials are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Terra. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 3,306 trillion Throne Gelts a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,688 Throne Gelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UIP's national animal is the Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

UIP is ranked 7,263rd in the world and 1st in The Imperium of Man for Most Stationary, with 2,740.89576665892 days.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,664thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,876thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,885thMost Devout: 2,120thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,571stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,648thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,692ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,867thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,022ndBest Weather: 3,480thLargest Governments: 3,684thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,081stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,229thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,890thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,453rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,804thMost Developed: 6,048thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,298thHighest Economic Output: 6,331stMost Stationary: 7,263rdMost Armed: 7,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,682ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,749thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,801stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,240thSmartest Citizens: 10,033rdMost Cultured: 12,300thMost Influential: 12,490thMost Patriotic: 13,532ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,924thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 15,822ndLargest Black Market: 16,683rdLargest Populations: 17,434thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,534th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : UIP was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : UIP was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : UIP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : UIP was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : UIP was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : UIP was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in UIP, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
  • : Following new legislation in UIP, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in UIP, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
  • : Following new legislation in UIP, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.

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