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The United Republic of Ujamaa Tanzania

“Uhuru na Ujamaa”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Socialist Syndicalist Union

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Ujamaa Tanzania

Population1.308 billion

CapitalDodoma
LeaderMwalimu Nyerere

CurrencyTanzanian shilling
Animallion

The United Republic of Ujamaa Tanzania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mwalimu Nyerere with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.308 billion Tanzanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodoma. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tanzanian economy, worth 164 trillion Tanzanian shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 125,435 Tanzanian shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ujamaa Tanzania's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ujamaa Tanzania is ranked 74,186th in the world and 40th in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Most Average, scoring 39.04 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,406thMost Pacifist: 2,785thSafest: 2,841stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,546thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,644thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,676thNicest Citizens: 4,071stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,193rdMost Inclusive: 4,246thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,642ndBest Weather: 4,932ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,280thHealthiest Citizens: 5,425thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,768thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,025thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,122ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,149thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,526thLowest Crime Rates: 6,733rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,860thMost Developed: 6,954thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,139thLargest Governments: 8,331stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,493rdTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,467thSmartest Citizens: 10,626thMost Secular: 11,911thMost Cultured: 12,265thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,456thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,757thMost Efficient Economies: 14,704thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,021stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,598thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,675th
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5%
Safest: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ujamaa Tanzania, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ujamaa Tanzania, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Ujamaa Tanzania, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Ujamaa Tanzania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Ujamaa Tanzania, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Ujamaa Tanzania, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Ujamaa Tanzania, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation.
  • : Ujamaa Tanzania was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Ujamaa Tanzania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ujamaa Tanzania, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.

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