The Confederacy of Ulekki is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 339 million Ulekks are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The powerhouse Ulekki economy, worth 29.8 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 87,769 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 405,651 per year while the poor average 11,462, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.

Preservative-laden Ulekki cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ulekki's national animal is the elk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ulekki is ranked 70,964^th in the world and 1,188^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 87,769.91 Standard Monetary Units.