The Republic of Umboth Muilin is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 6.728 billion Umboth Muilinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The very strong Umboth Muilinian economy, worth 332 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,456 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 234,653 per year while the poor average 6,151, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Umboth Muilin's national animal is the hawk.

Umboth Muilin is ranked 123,986^th in the world and 1,108^th in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Nudest, with 150.75 cheeks per square mile.