Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Lazarus
Population | 4.553 billion |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | Tiger |
The Matriarchy of Ump401 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.553 billion Ump401ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Ump401ian economy, worth 946 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,911 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
Military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump401's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ump401 is ranked 111,229th in the world and 1,584th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 355.6994598522 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ump401 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Ump401, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in Ump401, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
- : Following new legislation in Ump401, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Ump401, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
- : Following new legislation in Ump401, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Ump401ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in Ump401, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Ump401, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Following new legislation in Ump401, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
- : Ump401 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.