Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Osiris
Population | 4.689 billion |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | Tiger |
The United Socialist States of Ump409 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.689 billion Ump409ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ump409ian economy, worth 938 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,230 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, the Ump409 City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump409's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ump409 is ranked 12,789th in the world and 789th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.81 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ump409, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
- : Following new legislation in Ump409, the Ump409 City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
- : Following new legislation in Ump409, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers.
- : Ump409 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Ump409, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage.
- : Following new legislation in Ump409, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
- : Following new legislation in Ump409, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
- : Following new legislation in Ump409, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Ump409, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Ump409, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming.