The United Kingdom of Ump62 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.456 billion Ump62ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ump62ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,513 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 234,419 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, political activists are routinely executed, and studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump62's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ump62 is ranked 13,462^nd in the world and 941^st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.92 law-abiding acts per hour.