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The Holy Gamer Caliphate of Umuyyad

“Lā ʾilāha ʾillā Llāh, Muḥammadan rasūlu Llāh”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Nusantara Archipelago

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Umuyyad

Population1.693 billion

CapitalFort Khaybar
LeaderCaliph Izz ad-Din al-Fatih
FaithSunni Islam

Currencydinar
Animalwolf

The Holy Gamer Caliphate of Umuyyad is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Caliph Izz ad-Din al-Fatih with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 1.693 billion Umuyyads are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Khaybar. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Umuyyad economy, worth 242 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,063 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umuyyad's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Umuyyad is ranked 169,617th in the world and 12th in Nusantara Archipelago for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.38 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Influential: 561stTop
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Most Devout: 2,414thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,880thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,945thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,459thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,919thLowest Crime Rates: 6,150thSafest: 7,131stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,641stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,982ndMost Developed: 9,332ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,983rdTop
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Largest Governments: 10,443rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,535thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,390thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,503rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,539thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,750thBest Weather: 13,506thSmartest Citizens: 13,647thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,988thMost Efficient Economies: 14,029thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,651stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,794thHighest Average Incomes: 15,093rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,367thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,206thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,626thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,058thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,063rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,070thMost Income Equality: 18,100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,278thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,364thNicest Citizens: 19,540th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Umuyyad's influence in Nusantara Archipelago rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Umuyyad's influence in Nusantara Archipelago rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Umuyyad lodged a message on the Nusantara Archipelago Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Umuyyad, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Umuyyad's influence in Nusantara Archipelago rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Following new legislation in Umuyyad, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Umuyyad, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Umuyyad, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Following new legislation in Umuyyad, the people's love for Caliph Izz ad-Din al-Fatih is little more than self-preservation.
  • : Following new legislation in Umuyyad, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.

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