The Holy Gamer Caliphate of Umuyyad is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Caliph Izz ad-Din al-Fatih with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.148 billion Umuyyads are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Khaybar. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Umuyyad economy, worth 295 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,720 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umuyyad's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Umuyyad is ranked 212,114^th in the world and 7^th in Nusantara Archipelago for Nudest, with 9.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.