The Republic of Unamea is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 277 million Nameans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Of Los Agies. The average income tax rate is 16.4%.

The powerhouse Unamean economy, worth 24.5 trillion Means a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 88,524 Means, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unamea's national animal is the Polar bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unamea is ranked 212,603^rd in the world and 509^th in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.