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The Dictatorship of Uncastania

“The government is here to support the people”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific



Population8.451 billion

CapitalUn Castavn City
FaithChurch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

AnimalJapanese Spitz

The Dictatorship of Uncastania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Minimuna with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 8.451 billion Uncastanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Un Castavn City. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uncastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,475 trillion Sipians a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,649 Sipians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, they say that Uncastanians made a dessert and called it peace, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Uncastania's national animal is the Japanese Spitz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Uncastania is ranked 75,367th in the world and 3,024th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,658.16 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 673rdTop
Most Influential: 3,611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,223rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,417thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,904thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,093rdRudest Citizens: 5,154thSmartest Citizens: 6,219thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,601stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,918thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,297thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,725thHighest Average Incomes: 9,090thMost Developed: 9,188thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,403rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,456thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,468thHighest Economic Output: 10,763rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,130thLargest Governments: 13,185thSafest: 13,334thLowest Crime Rates: 13,432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,773rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,987thHighest Drug Use: 14,963rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,202ndBest Weather: 17,341stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,492ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,515th
Most Secular: 29th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 145th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 153rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 168th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 183rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 187th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 202nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 216th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 218th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 231st in the regionMost Developed: 277th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 277th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 284th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 287th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 312th in the regionLargest Populations: 328th in the regionLargest Governments: 352nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 373rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 423rd in the regionMost Influential: 438th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 458th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 472nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 485th in the regionNudest: 497th in the regionSafest: 521st in the regionBest Weather: 572nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 612th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 635th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 666th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 703rd in the regionMost Cultured: 791st in the region

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