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The Queendom of Uncute

“100% not cute”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Osiris



Population2.058 billion

LeaderQueen Dove


The Queendom of Uncute is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Dove with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, feral children, and lack of airports. The compassionate population of 2.058 billion Uncuteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strawberry. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Uncutean economy, worth 84.7 trillion Doves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,149 Doves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Uncute's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, the government pours millions of Doves into rehabilitation programs annually, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Uncutean Embarrassments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uncute's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dovism.

Uncute is ranked 5,955th in the world and 320th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.39 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,543rdMost Influential: 2,583rdMost Pacifist: 5,181stBest Weather: 5,745thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,955thNicest Citizens: 6,980thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,514thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,583rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,697thMost Inclusive: 8,730thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,246thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,300thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,178thSafest: 13,385thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,665thMost Income Equality: 15,578thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,521stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,649thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,827thMost Cultured: 17,929thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,906thHealthiest Citizens: 20,226th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 237th in the regionMost Pacifist: 253rd in the regionBest Weather: 255th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 320th in the regionNicest Citizens: 346th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 368th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 411th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 422nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 456th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 520th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 625th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 644th in the regionSafest: 677th in the region

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