The United Socialist States of Unetia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 1.887 billion Unetians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tawilovgorod. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Unetian economy, worth 67.1 trillion Buldens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,575 Buldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, Unetia has designated Tawilovgorod as its capital city, and people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unetia's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Unetia is ranked 147,564^th in the world and 4^th in North Alliance for Most Conservative, scoring 59.44 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.