The Community of Unidentified-nation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The greatest among us with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, otherworldly petting zoo, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.394 billion Unidentified-nationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of impasta. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unidentified-nationian economy, worth 655 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 149,274 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and the first sword of Unidentified-nation does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unidentified-nation's national animal is the sussy baka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is among us-ism.

Unidentified-nation is ranked 8,491^st in the world and 39^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.29 law-abiding acts per hour.