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The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium

“Strength Through Compliance”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: the South Pacific


Unielvan Millorvium

Population6.192 billion

LeaderExecutive Director


The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Executive Director with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.192 billion Unielvan Millorviumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axion. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Unielvan Millorviumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,171 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 512,218 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The might of the entire Unielvan Millorviumian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, every workday begins with group therapy, and ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unielvan Millorvium's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Unielvan Millorvium is ranked 106,864th in the world and 4,802nd in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 17.51 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 78thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 194thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 195thHighest Average Incomes: 262ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 373rdLargest Black Market: 414thMost Corrupt Governments: 515thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 561stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 677thMost Scientifically Advanced: 806thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 810thMost Subsidized Industry: 855thMost Efficient Economies: 1,265thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,448thLargest Governments: 1,453rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,504thMost Developed: 1,592ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,646thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,649thMost Influential: 1,654thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,803rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,814thSmartest Citizens: 1,946thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,184thLargest Retail Industry: 2,372ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,554thLargest Mining Sector: 2,596thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,624thMost Avoided: 2,907thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,277thRudest Citizens: 3,571stHighest Economic Output: 3,786thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,863rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,004thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,754thMost Secular: 5,935thHealthiest Citizens: 7,310thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,117thTop
Most Stationary: 16,072ndHighest Drug Use: 18,422ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,482nd
Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 57th in the regionMost Avoided: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 72nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 72nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 72nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 100th in the regionRudest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 121st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 154th in the regionMost Influential: 176th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 223rd in the regionMost Secular: 224th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 227th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 263rd in the regionMost Stationary: 281st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 437th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 462nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 569th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, the might of the entire Unielvan Millorviumian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, they say that Unielvan Millorviumians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, Unielvan Millorviumian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
  • : Unielvan Millorvium voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 148 » Tsunamy, Drugged Monkeys, Farengeto, Erinor, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Luddinlande, Auphelia, Belschaft, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Rebel-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsvetania, Aidenfieeld, Darakin, Aywhyou, Escevola, Volaworand, Sedunn, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Saciu, New Briantown, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Silberne Wache, Isokenzar, Barabarom, Kandorith, Vincent Field, Xandev, USNE2018, Qvait, Herbert Island, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Dasko, Aguatania, Stoniamera, Amerion, PenguinPies, Phanama, Aurcania, Jehenna, Imperial Duck, Empa Aserium, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Omiri, Mapico, and 98 others.The Tecorogan Federation, Direwolf1, Qawe, Astraee, Tilipria, Jaxon, Yeldarbsland, Bear Connors Paradiso, Madreia, Cohors Stercore, The Solar System Scope, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Southern Numenor, Kiasu-ism, The naked people, Japanese Federal Republic, Lambdaland, Pamela And Hepatitis, Nueva Alta California, HUElavia, Theorin, The United Expanse, The Filippinas, Bleakfoot, Noveos, Greater Hyrulang, Serendiva, Tiransia, Curlyhoward, Isles of Creckero, Fasire, Terran Draconia, Sagada, Bawkie, Tepertopia, United Crumburrtha Federation, Rabbitz, Tarnik, Rly8h, Eggraria, TubaCoffee, Moreana, North Kanuckistan, Hutington, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Holy Free, Eskvenn, Sharnath, Roterdamia, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Anserisa, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Charloa, Nothanksbutseriously, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Moonshining, ChickenDome, Tridem, Merevane, Elan Sleazebaganno, Baltenlands, Compli, Marinho Islands, Starsight, Markla, Shefino, Melicorium, Corgitopiaa, NganXuan, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Matak Tribes, Laamiva, The Radanivans, Shanor, Freest Freedonia, Nowa Europa, Nova Kobol, West Fallows, Well F, Rhetiaa, Trepsit, Foo Floop, Kervanosia, United States of Vietnam, Purple Hyacinth, Valdutz, LaVuxxe, Briteannia, Ovkianos, Kedjens, Myness, Maerist, Midand, Concrete Slab, and Andinla.

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