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The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium

“Strength Through Compliance”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: the South Pacific

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Unielvan Millorvium

Population6.689 billion

LeaderExecutive Director


The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Executive Director with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.689 billion Unielvan Millorviumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axion. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Unielvan Millorviumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,544 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 529,946 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Unielvan Millorvium, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unielvan Millorvium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unielvan Millorvium is ranked 54th in the world and 3rd in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 456,709.04 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Poor Incomes: 54thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 193rdHighest Average Incomes: 231stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 329thLargest Black Market: 387thMost Corrupt Governments: 455thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 524thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 754thMost Subsidized Industry: 845thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 909thLargest Agricultural Sector: 942ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,163rdLargest Governments: 1,211thLowest Crime Rates: 1,279thMost Developed: 1,325thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,417thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,481stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,487thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,658thSmartest Citizens: 1,668thMost Influential: 1,756thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,008thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,622ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,751stLargest Mining Sector: 2,784thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,009thMost Avoided: 3,186thHighest Economic Output: 3,328thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,607thRudest Citizens: 4,353rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,540thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,642ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,218thMost Secular: 6,131stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,365thTop
Most Stationary: 15,504thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,216thMost Income Equality: 20,512th
Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 58th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 64th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionMost Avoided: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 72nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 78th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 116th in the regionRudest Citizens: 137th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 177th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 194th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 202nd in the regionMost Secular: 220th in the regionMost Stationary: 274th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 300th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 424th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 553rd in the region

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