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The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium

“Strength Through Compliance”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific


Unielvan Millorvium

Population4.624 billion

LeaderExecutive Director


The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Executive Director with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.624 billion Unielvan Millorviumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axion. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Unielvan Millorviumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,865 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 403,350 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Executive Director's speeches are regarded as enemies of Unielvan Millorvium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unielvan Millorvium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unielvan Millorvium is ranked 98,504th in the world and 3,923rd in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 53.74 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Highest Poor Incomes: 195thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 201stLargest Information Technology Sector: 385thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 394thHighest Average Incomes: 554thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 570thLargest Black Market: 627thMost Corrupt Governments: 747thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 823rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,170thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,209thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,316thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,663rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,820thMost Influential: 2,201stLargest Retail Industry: 2,298thLargest Governments: 2,438thLowest Crime Rates: 2,694thSmartest Citizens: 2,841stMost Avoided: 2,893rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,969thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,147thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,287thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,757thLargest Mining Sector: 4,173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,397thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,539thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,091stHighest Economic Output: 6,762ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,007thMost Efficient Economies: 8,215thMost Secular: 8,396thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,454thHealthiest Citizens: 9,681stRudest Citizens: 10,191stLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,738th
Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 40th in the regionMost Avoided: 54th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 61st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 63rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 67th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 90th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionMost Influential: 231st in the regionRudest Citizens: 243rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 260th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 269th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 288th in the regionMost Secular: 294th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 331st in the regionMost Stationary: 338th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 464th in the regionLargest Populations: 475th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 579th in the regionMost Developed: 580th in the regionNudest: 621st in the region

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