The DICTATOR of UNION KINGDOMS is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, complete lack of prisons, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.063 billion KINGS are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient King economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 205,147 Rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,842,853 per year while the poor average 2,882, a ratio of 639 to 1.

Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Moscow make great practice for foreign snipers, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, Joseph Stalin's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNION KINGDOMS's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

UNION KINGDOMS is ranked 267,040^th in the world and 5,302^nd in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 269.42 milliStalins.