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The Democratic Republic of Unionist Chile

“Por la Razon o la Fuerza”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Unionist Democratic Republics Alliance

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Unionist Chile

Population2.676 billion

CapitalSantiago
LeaderGustavo Salas
FaithCatholic Church

CurrencyCLP
AnimalPudu

The Democratic Republic of Unionist Chile is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gustavo Salas with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 2.676 billion Chileans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Unionist Chilean economy, worth 202 trillion CLPS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,559 CLPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Unionist Chile flights to avoid the pay lavatories, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unionist Chile's national animal is the Pudu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Church.

Unionist Chile is ranked 144,178th in the world and 3rd in Unionist Democratic Republics Alliance for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 831.42 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,395thNicest Citizens: 12,200thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,545thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,788thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,999thMost Devout: 17,146thMost Pacifist: 18,297thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,895thMost Inclusive: 19,065th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unionist Chile, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Unionist Chile, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Unionist Chile, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Unionist Chile, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Unionist Chile flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Unionist Chile, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Unionist Chile, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Puduball fields.
  • : Unionist Chile was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Unionist Chile, trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Unionist Chile, many friends and relatives of Gustavo Salas have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Unionist Chile, Santiago's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.

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